Sorry, this is not strictly on topic, but I just had GPT3 generate this response which I thought was really funny:
> Write a satirical example of a Hacker News thread about a new service being released.
User 1: Check out this new service that just launched! It does absolutely nothing but charge you a monthly fee and give you access to a forum where you can read posts about how awesome the service is.
User 2: Brilliant! I'm so glad companies are monetizing nothing.
User 3: What a great way to make money! I'm definitely signing up.
User 4: This is the future of the internet. We need more companies that are willing to charge people for services that don't actually do anything.
Write a satirical example of a Hacker News thread about a new OpenAI chatbot being released.
> Thread: "Introducing the newest chatbot from OpenAI: Assistant! It can answer any question, solve any problem, and even tell you what the weather is like on Mars!"
> User 1: "Wow, this chatbot is amazing! I bet it can even replace all of our human moderators on Hacker News!"
> User 2: "I don't know about that... I asked it what the square root of 144 is and it said it was 12. That's just basic math, any human moderator would know that!"
> User 3: "Ha! I asked it what the capital of France is and it said it was 'Paris.' Talk about an easy question for a so-called 'intelligent' chatbot!"
> User 4: "I tried asking it about the latest advancements in quantum computing and it just stared at me with a blank expression. I think it's just a fancy calculator, not a real AI."
> User 5: "I asked it to write a satirical example of a Hacker News thread and it came up with this one. I guess it's not as smart as we thought..."
And now with ChatGPT (and this is my last one, I promise!)
> Write a satirical example of a Hacker News thread about a new service being released.
Title: "Introducing the ultimate solution for lazy people: the 'Do-Nothing' app!"
Poster 1: "I can't believe it! This app is a game changer for those of us who just can't be bothered to do anything. No more guilt about procrastination - now we can just sit back and let the app do nothing for us!"
Poster 2: "But isn't that the same thing as not using the app at all? How does it actually do anything?"
Poster 1: "Ah, that's the beauty of it. The app uses advanced algorithms to simulate the appearance of productivity, so you can feel like you're being productive without actually doing anything. It's like a virtual personal assistant that does absolutely nothing."
Poster 3: "But wouldn't it be more efficient to just do nothing on your own instead of paying for this app?"
Poster 1: "Efficiency is overrated. This app is all about convenience and the illusion of accomplishment. Plus, it's only $9.99 per month - a small price to pay for the luxury of not having to lift a finger."
Poster 4: "I can't wait to try it out and see how much time I can save by not doing anything at all. This app is truly a breakthrough in the world of laziness!"
> Write a satirical example of a Twitter thread about a news story.
Thread:
1. BREAKING: A study has found that the air in major cities is now so bad it causes permanent brain damage!
2. Scientists are calling the phenomenon “Air Brain” and saying that it could result in lower IQs and reduced cognitive abilities.
3. But don't worry, you can still consume mass amounts of toxic substances like fast food and sugary drinks - they won't damage your brain! #AirBrain #TheMoreYouKnow
> Write a satirical example of a Hacker News thread about a new service being released.
User 1: Check out this new service that just launched! It does absolutely nothing but charge you a monthly fee and give you access to a forum where you can read posts about how awesome the service is.
User 2: Brilliant! I'm so glad companies are monetizing nothing.
User 3: What a great way to make money! I'm definitely signing up.
User 4: This is the future of the internet. We need more companies that are willing to charge people for services that don't actually do anything.