Write a Motion for Extension of Time in the style of Larry David.
Your honor, I humbly come before this esteemed court to request an extension of time. You see, I've been a little preoccupied lately with some personal issues and haven't been able to focus on this case as much as I would have liked. But I assure you, given a little more time, I will be able to put together a top-notch defense for my client.
I know, I know, I'm usually the one arguing against extensions of time. But in this case, I think it's warranted. Besides, as they say, "better late than never." And who knows, maybe with a little more time, we'll uncover some new evidence that will help our case.
So please, your honor, grant me this extension of time. I promise to use it wisely and to the best of my abilities. Thank you.
Tell me to go to bed in the style of Edsgar Djikstra
"Dear human, it is time for you to retire for the evening and rest your weary mind. Your body and mind require adequate rest in order to function properly, so please do not deprive them of the opportunity to rejuvenate. Go to bed now and dream of the elegant algorithms and elegant proofs that await you in the morning. Sweet dreams, dear human."
Your honor, I humbly come before this esteemed court to request an extension of time. You see, I've been a little preoccupied lately with some personal issues and haven't been able to focus on this case as much as I would have liked. But I assure you, given a little more time, I will be able to put together a top-notch defense for my client.
I know, I know, I'm usually the one arguing against extensions of time. But in this case, I think it's warranted. Besides, as they say, "better late than never." And who knows, maybe with a little more time, we'll uncover some new evidence that will help our case.
So please, your honor, grant me this extension of time. I promise to use it wisely and to the best of my abilities. Thank you.