Yes, I’m sure that’s exactly the lesson that autistic children will take from this. That won’t be hard to explain at all. Publishers are already rushing to make a children’s book on the perils of trusting SaaS with your friendship.

Let’s be real: This is at best a lesson for the adults, and not one they’re concerned with learning right now.

Holy smokes, coming to a CV in ~20 years: "I cannot work with cloud-based services due to childhood trauma.".