There is a special circle of hell for people who take long shits at work and steal office supplies. In this circle, they are sat at a computer, every day, and must prepare an elaborate profitability analysis spreadsheet or something by close of business. Meanwhile, behind them is sat a row of demons. Each demon has a very crunchy food -- potato chips, carrot sticks, Chee-tos, the bones of sinners, and so forth, which they proceed to crunch loudly on while the condemned do their work.