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scratches aluminium with knife - me: "stop, stop!"

pours dirt and makes crunchy hinge noises - me: "stop, stop!"

holds lighter to screens - me: "stop, stop!"

bends phone backwards, it breaks at the antenna line - me: "stop, stop!"

smoke comes out - me: "pretty... I wonder when the smoke detector is going to... ah about 20s"



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