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		satisfice 88 days ago \| parent \| context \| favorite \| on: A worker fell into a nuclear reactor pool A spider will bite this guy and get the powers of a human.

sim7c00 88 days ago [–]

his super power will be misunderstanding other spiders and prosecuting them for their otherness -_-

satisfice 87 days ago | [–]

Ironically, despite these powers, he will get eaten during mating.

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