My advice: There's always at least one crypto scammer telling you to hold through the dip.

My advice... Take a time machine back to 2009-2012 & only invest %100.

Otherwise it's too late.

I hear there’s always money in the banana stand.

Given the choice between a 2000 acre banana plantation and 400 bitcoin. I would choose the banana plantation with full confidence that I would get a better return from bananas over the next 20 years.

What can it cost, $5?

You're correct if you own some BTC. FTA:

> I have zero doubt that BTC will hit $1m one day.

An Ai robot named BTC will hit an Ai robot named $1m on Battle Bots perhaps...

Totally plausible.

This is the worst financial advice anyone could take.

For context, this is the equivalent of someone telling you to invest all your savings in the company you work for and use all your salary to buy more stock.

I think you’re missing the joke where the poster is advising others to always buy whatever he’s holding.

Oh yeah, it was a joke. derp moment. To be fair it’s hard to tell with the crypto grifters sometimes.

Seems like holding the S&P bag never fails.

That makes sense, just treat it as a retirement account. And hope that it doesn't get cracked in our lifetime through quantum computing or alien technology.