"Using stock deals unavailable to most people" is the very first phrase I quoted.

There's nothing wrong with murder because you could also murder people.

Damn, I knew when I picked "not billionaire" I would regret it.

This is because of badly organized incentives. What we should do is to implement a tax on poor people. This will make them understand that being poor is less profitable than being rich and they will be motivated to become rich.

I choose to interpret this as satire.