I am a nobody who had a mental health breakdown following an ugly divorce and even though I settled my case - 380 days in solitary, Plea Bargain for Class A Misdemeanor - last month I was cuffed and interrogated in one county simply because I visited downtown and my plates were picked up in a different county when I was trying to navigate family law related obligations.

To put it another way, I'm on a legal-to-harass-list probably for the rest of my life and likely can't do a damn thing about it...beyond the obvious, which I've chosen, which is to enjoy a low-key, crime free, introspective creative sabbatical as much as possible on the fringes of society. Last thing I'm interested in is...whatever they accused me of this time...