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"Have you heard about our Lord and Saviour JavaScript?"
"How to touch yourself at night without JavaScript knowing it."
"Breaking news! POP3 and IMAP written in Javascript!"
"How I ported the control software of a nuclear reactor to reactive Javascript"
"Linux kernel ported to JavaScript running in the browser. See how we did it."
"How I made a filesystem in javascript."
"How I got my girlfriend pregnant using JavaScript."
"How to avoid getting HIV using JavaScript."
"The Linux kernel doesn't have enough javascript."
"I recommended my boss to rewrite the local powergrid infrastructure to javascript and how I lost my job."
"I decided to re-implement Javascript in Javascript. It failed. Here is my story."
"ABC in # lines of JavaScript (400 comments, 1000 points)"
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"Have you heard about our Lord and Saviour JavaScript?"
"How to touch yourself at night without JavaScript knowing it."
"Breaking news! POP3 and IMAP written in Javascript!"
"How I ported the control software of a nuclear reactor to reactive Javascript"
"Linux kernel ported to JavaScript running in the browser. See how we did it."
"How I made a filesystem in javascript."
"How I got my girlfriend pregnant using JavaScript."
"How to avoid getting HIV using JavaScript."
"The Linux kernel doesn't have enough javascript."
"I recommended my boss to rewrite the local powergrid infrastructure to javascript and how I lost my job."
"I decided to re-implement Javascript in Javascript. It failed. Here is my story."
"ABC in # lines of JavaScript (400 comments, 1000 points)"